1. You start reading this
2. You're still reading...
3. Why are you wasting your time?
4. Hey, there's nothing interesting here!
6. Stop reading!
7. Why are you still reading? I told you to stop!
8. And you're still reading... why would you even listen to me?!?
9. And you were too busy reading to see there's no no. 5...
10. Now you're checking it, am I right?
11. Well... you've wasted a lot of time reading this...
12. There is only a few sentences left now...
13. But you're still reading -.-
14. OMG!!! Stop it!!!
15. Well... I'm outta here, you won't listen to me anyway...